Hey kids, here’s your daily dose of bad puns!
History
● Any cynical Russian monarch knows how to effectively employ TSARchasm.
● When the Czech Protestant nobles threw the two emissaries out the window in the defenestration of Prague, they called out, “You’d better CZECH youself before you wreck yourself!”
● When a philosopher is being cryptic, he’s pulling a SocraTEASE.
● The love of wisdom comes with a price, you know. It’s the philosoFEE.
● Any sensible ancient Roman in need of a good laugh goes down to the LOLosseum.
Animalia
● The effective use of an aquatic creature’s energy is entirely reflective of its efFISHiency.
Pop Culture/ Current Events
● A laughable dark lord: LOLdemort.
● Okay, sorry about that one. J.K will be ROWLING in her grave because of it.
● To throw pastries in protest of the monstrously affluent: OccuPIE Wall Street.
● We are the 3.1415%!
