Carp’s Tail Archive

  • Hey kids, here’s your daily dose of bad puns! History ● Any cynical Russian monarch knows how to effectively employ TSARchasm. ● When the Czech Protestant nobles threw the two...0December 21, 2011

    Anda’s PUNanza

    Hey kids, here’s your daily dose of bad puns! History ● Any cynical Russian monarch knows how to effectively employ TSARchasm. ● When the Czech Protestant nobles threw the two…

  • Why don’t dizzy people take up guard positions? Because they can’t handle the rotations! Where do seamstresses go to relax? The sew-fa. What do you call a religious macaroni salad?...0May 8, 2011

    Bryan’s Joke Extravaganza

    Why don’t dizzy people take up guard positions? Because they can’t handle the rotations! Where do seamstresses go to relax? The sew-fa. What do you call a religious macaroni salad?…

  • Aries (03/21-04/19) As the first House in the year, you are adventurous, passionate, and a perfectionist, always trying to be the fastest and best, so being impatient will cause you...0May 8, 2011

    Horoscopes: Tactics To Stay Focused

    Aries (03/21-04/19) As the first House in the year, you are adventurous, passionate, and a perfectionist, always trying to be the fastest and best, so being impatient will cause you…

  • What’s in store for the ghostly month? Find out here! Aries
(March 21 -
April 19) Who’s afraid of the dark? Not you. Get ready for a month of surprises from things...0December 20, 2011

    Horror-scopes

    What’s in store for the ghostly month? Find out here! Aries
(March 21 -
April 19) Who’s afraid of the dark? Not you. Get ready for a month of surprises from things…